1) Sister was fetching me home from HELP, and we crapped and joked. At one point I said:"不要不要不要！" My mom was shocked and got up from sleep by me. She quickly grabbed the seat belt to bucket it! Why? She thought I said:"BELT! BELT! BELT!" HAHA! SO FUNNY!
2) Parents were cursing each other to death in car 2 days ago. I was sitting back, staying cool, wearing a shade, looking at them with my hands cross, and... I smiled. Boss! hahaha!
3) So many beautiful people around me saying other beautiful people around them are more beautiful than themselves. Core problem: lack of self-esteem.
4) Ma sis' fren so awesome, she's going to Shanghai and ask her bro to record it for her. HE IS UNDER 18 AND IS GOING TO HER COLLEGE CLASS FOR HER!
5) I remember I saw a daddy talking to her very very chubby chubby little little girl in Sentosa Hospital. He was speaking too quick and her daughter can't catch it. Hence, she replied:"HA?!" for 4 times, loudly and shortly. Superrrrrrrrrr cute!!!! <3 Kids!
6) Hahaha. It was 冬至. My mom cursed cause she dropped pork meat while washing it. I purposely make fun of her and repeat her curse. She replied: “Ya la.” And didn’t scold me~ xD So funny.
7) My dad called the Maxis Customer Service. Then he whispered: “Fuck you.” cause the computer repeated the same thing for many times. LOL, what a frustrated FUCK.
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